why worry when you have these?

i own big dogs

big

scary

dogs

really really scary

trust me...

i mean 

my dogs weigh more than me 

when put together

who's 

going to mess with me

when i take them for a walk?

but 

wait

my big dog 

looks 

like

this

when i take him for walks

yes friends

maik carried a kong

for his 

45 minute walk today

the italians

didn't quite know what to think

this big dog

walking with a toy in his mouth

and 

admiral

well

we all know 

a boxer

can never be taken

seriously

then 

you put the two together

and well

you have quite the pair

this 

friends

is my security system

two big dogs

with big tongues

looking 

more goofy 

than 

scary

honestly

though

i'm a-ok

with that!