do not drink the water! i mean milk...

i did the italian thing

i went to the local supermarket

and

bought a few groceries

milk being one of them

i like skim milk

please do not judge me

when you grow up with braum's milk

skim is really good!

and

not knowing that much italian

a few months ago

i asked a fine italian man 

working a the coffee shop on base

how to say

skim milk

so i could order a cappuccino with skim milk

gotta save some calories!

he was so kind to tell me 

"scremato"

"screw-ma-toe"

when i was at the store

i saw this!

and it was the only milk

with scremato on it!

so i bought it!!

according to babel fish this means

partially foamed...

this morning

i enjoyed a cup with my cereal

and now

i am sipping on this

and staying very close to a toilet

probably too much information

but i am honest

so if you don't like my honesty

stop reading

well don't completely stop 

just 

well....

back to the story!

i've learned my lesson:

buy milk from the commissary

where it might come from an italian cow

but the label is english

and my stomach is somehow use to it

maybe one day 

i will try 

to buy milk off base

but for now.

i will sip on my sprite, 

stay close to my toilet, 

and say i've learned my lesson.

love from aviano!!